It
has often been said that 92% of men will admit to
masturbating and 8% lie. To the 92%, I salute
them, (it only takes one hand to salute), but
it's the 8% that are letting the side down. Like
pissing standing up, being honest about our
'special relationship' with ourselves has been
one of the privileges of being a man. Farting,
belching and scratching our nuts in public are
the others, but those lofty subjects
are for another day.
Regardless of sexual preference, or relationship
status, all men know the pleasure of being an
owner-operator. I mean, you've had the equipment
for years, it's only natural that you learn how
to use it yourself before you put it in the hands
of somebody else. Of course, sex doesn't always
have to be a team sport. If you're always getting
picked last, or in some cases not at all, then it
seems a natural recourse to take your bat and
ball and go off and play by yourself. |
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there is a downside, which comes mainly in the
form of social stigma associated with being on
intimate terms with 'Mrs Palmer and her five
daughters'. But you don't need friends when you
think about how much fun you can have on your
own. And all in all, it's better to be a happy
honest masturbator, than a sad hypocritical
wanker. |
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