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| In an attempt to
give prostitutes in Amsterdam a little time off from
their hectic schedules, 'Net Wank Booths' are to be
installed on the streets of the city. The booths have a
computer connected to the internet showing hard core
pornography at all times, and are to be considerably
easier and cheaper to use then the women currently for
sale. Top whore Alicia Lips came up with the idea after having sex with seven hundred men in only a few hours. "Some days work here is so hectic I don't even have time to stop for a cup of tea and a giant spliff," she told us, "So I spoke to a few of my clients in the government about ways to reduce horniness in men and came up with the idea of 'Net Wank Booths.' Now men can pleasure themselves whenever they feel the need too, and only visit us ladies of the night/morning/afternoon when they're really, really lonely – or their hands are just too tired. Hopefully if they are a success, one day I might be so un-sore that I can finally walk again." But plans for similar booths to be installed on the streets of London were crushed earlier today by the Government. In a press conference Jack Straw announced that the booths would never be installed in Britain saying, "We don't have enough children around at the moment, you see, and if men go around wasting their seed on the streets of London it could mean the death of the British race. Or at the very least a British race made up of Northern people. And I'm sure that hardly anyone wants that at all." |
