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Company cars are better than private cars because... |
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Company cars are better than private cars because... |
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| They travel faster
in all gears, especially reverse. They accelerate at a phenomenal rate. They enjoy a much shorter braking distance. They can take bumps at twice the speed of private cars. Oil, battery, tyre pressures and fluid levels do not need to be checked. They have a much tighter turning radius. The floor is shaped like an ashtray. They don't have to be garaged at night. They can be driven up to 100 miles with the oil warning light on. They need cleaning less often, especially inside. The suspension is reinforced to allow concrete slabs and other heavy building materials to be carried. They're adapted to allow reverse to be engaged while the car is still in forward motion. The tyre side walls are designed for bumping into and over curbs. Unusual and alarming engine noises are easily eliminated by the adjustment of the radio volume control. No security is needed. They may be left anywhere and unlocked with the keys in the ignition. They have special batteries that can be drained and jumped repeatedly without damaging the electrical system. They come with "temporary" spares that are good for 50,000 miles. Parking brakes do not need to be dis-engaged to drive. When parking on a hill, it's safe to leave it gear and ignore the parking brake. The upholstery is impervious to stains, burns and makeup. They're easily parked in spaces intended for much smaller cars. They're bullet-proof, so you can be as obnoxious behind the wheel as you want to be. |
