Good:
Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can't find your birth
control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them
Good: Your son studies
a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies
hidden there
Ugly: You're in them
Good:
Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He's a cross dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you
Good:
Your son's finally maturing
Bad: He's involved with the woman
next door
Ugly: So are you
Good:
Your having sex
Bad: The dog came in the room and
licked your arse
Ugly: You liked it
Good:
You give the birds and bees talk to your
daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections
Good:
You're pregnant
Bad: It's triplets
Ugly: Your husband had a vasectomy
five years ago
Good:
Your wife's not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She's a lawyer
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